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The One You Will Marry

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[12 Jun 2009|02:21pm]
[ mood | chipper ]




So in our quest to view as many "popcorn" movies as possible this summer, we rented The Fast and the Furious. I have to admit it was so bad it was good. Paul Walker is the new Keanu Reeves with his monotone line delivery of "Hey man he was in my face" and pretty much anything coming out of anyones mouth in this movie is unintentionally hilarious. Some choice examples:

"What is this guy, sandwich crazy?"
"Time? You want Time, go get the magazine!"
"Ted...Kiss my shoes?"
"What's he planning on racing with, hopes and dreams?"
"You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on your intake"
"You never had me. You never had your car"
"TORETTO! TORETTO! SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!"
Greeter at the top secret event Race Wars: "Hello and welcome to Race Wars"
Or how about operating a laptop while driving 120 mph on a surface street?!

Truly, a classic.

Off topic anecdote: A few years back, Andrew and I were at the drive-in, and told the cashier we wanted to see the movie "Cars". He took our money, and told us which lot to park in etc. A few minutes into the film, we realized we were watching "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift". True story.

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My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid. [04 Jun 2009|06:45pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]



I have to admit this looks good to me, despite the Nic Cage like wig.



Although I'm baffled as to why its being released in the fall. Who are they kidding? It looks like popcorn fare to me.

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[02 Jun 2009|06:32pm]
I came upon this youtube gem a while back, but haven't posted it here until now. I'm sure its old now but its still one of my favorites EVER. Enjoy!



"Garbage day!"
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[02 Jun 2009|05:40pm]
The best/worst/best again sex scene I have ever seen (the absolute worst being the infamous pool scene from Showgirls). This is from Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Note the slo-mo, the fade to black between positions, Michael Sheens resemblance to Jesus, and the finale where she rides him as he extends off of a cliff.


ROTL was on the whole sort of disappointing. The first one (Underworld) was a cheesy, low budget guilty pleasure. Wholly laughable in its ridiculousness. The second one (Evolution) had a bigger budget and thus less laugh factor, but awesome special effects, skip to 3:15 in this clip:



ROTL suffered from low budget and lack of original story material (the whole plot was given away in Underworld). The best bits were Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy. On the whole I would not reccomend unless you are dying to know how Lucien came to love and lose Sonja and start the battle with Viktor, even though they both die in later films.
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